Breathable
Bamboo Fiber

Moisture Wicking

Odor
Neutralizing

4-Way
Stretch

4.8/5

“Wife Bought them, Feels like my balls upgraded to first class & the boys can breath again!“

Justin R.

VERIFIED BUYER

Assence Dual Pouch Bamboo Boxers UK

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$25.00

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Breathable
Bamboo Fiber

Moisture Wicking

Odor
Neutralizing

4-Way
Stretch

Your Balls
Deserve Better…

Here’s Why Bamboo Kicks Ass
(And Everything Else Just... Doesn't)

Where It Matters
Bamboo
Polyester
Cotton
Silk
Keeps Your Balls Cool
Hell Yes
Nope
Kinda
Sure
Stays Dry Down There
Like Magic
Synthetic Win
Absorbs Too Much
Expensive Dry
Fights Ball Stink
Natural Assassin
Breeds Bacteria
Smell Magnet
Just Pretty
Soft on Your Junk
Silk-Level Soft
Plastic Feel
Decent
Fancy Soft
Won't Irritate Sensitive Skin
Gentle Giant
Rash City
Usually Fine
Princess Material
Actually Lasts
Lasts Until It's Time For New Ones!
Indestructible Plastic
Decent
If You Baby It
Good for the Planet
Eco Warrior
Earth Killer
Natural Choice
Sustainable Luxury

Big Guys And ‘Little Guys’ Everywhere Agree… Assence Bamboo Boxer Briefs Can’t Be Beaten.

Science doesn't lie, and neither do your balls. Here's the proof that bamboo beats polyester, silk and even cotton.

70%

Less stink-causing bacteria

Stay fresher, longer. Bamboo keeps your boys from turning into a bacterial breeding ground.

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20x

More sweat absorption

Sucks up the moisture before it becomes a soggy nightmare down there.

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2x

Softer on
your junk

No scratching, no chafing, just cloud-soft comfort that makes you forget you're wearing anything.

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Why 12,000 Men
Choose Assence…
And You Will Too.

  • Organic Soft Bamboo Fiber
  • Ultra Comfortable Fabric
  • Durable and
    Long-Lasting
  • Anti-Chafing fabric
  • Breathable &
    Odor-Resistant
  • 45-Day Fit Guarantee

Other Brands

  • Toxic Polyester Fabric
  • Uncomfortable Fabric
  • Tear and Wear
    Quickly
  • Chafing & Irritation
  • Promotes Smelly Balls
  • No returns
vs

Why Are You Still Wearing Underwear That Makes Your Balls Gross?

End The Daily Torture

No more adjusting, sweating, or suffering through another day of ball misery.

Bamboo Beats Everything Else

Naturally cooling and moisture-wicking so you stay fresh when other guys are drowning in sweat.

Limited stock available because
word’s getting out

Grab yours before we’re sold out…AGAIN.

Over 12,000 Happy Balls (Of course they'd prefer to be hanging free, getting some action,
or being caressed by a nice soft hand... but sitting snug
in Assence Boxer Briefs is a damn close second.)

4.8/5
“It’s actually going 

to cool your boys off.”
Cody H.
4.8/5
“"Moisture wicking... 

it’ll change your life."”
Adam L.
4.8/5
“"10-pack of bamboo costs less
than 4-pack of polyester."”
Aidan J.
4.8/5
“"My balls can breathe now...
I just got done hooping."”
Rick H.

What Else Do You Want To Know Before You Finally Let Those Boys Breathe Comfortably?

We’ve got answers. Here’s what’s on your mind!

What makes bamboo better than cotton or polyester?

Bamboo is naturally breathable, moisture-wicking, and odor-neutralizing. It keeps you cool down there, and unlike polyester, it doesn’t trap heat, which may impact your testosterone levels over time.

Is this better for my hormonal health?

We believe so. Polyester tends to trap heat and moisture, which can affect sperm count and hormone levels. Our bamboo underwear helps you stay dry and cool, good for the jewels.

What’s included in the “Buy 4 Get 4 Free” deal?

You’ll get 8 pairs of our premium bamboo underwear for the price of 4. Packs come in assorted colors. Right now, we don’t offer full customization, but we’re working on it.

How does the sizing work?

We recommend checking our size chart before ordering. Our bamboo fabric has a 4-way stretch and anti-roll waistband — so it’s forgiving — but if you're between sizes or built with thick thighs, go one size up for comfort.

We offer sizes S through 3XL. Please check our sizing chart for the best fit.

What if they don’t fit? Can I return them?

Yep. We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If they’re not working for you, reach out to our support team at tryassence@gmail.com

Do you ship worldwide & how much does shipping cost?

Yes – we ship worldwide! We offer all customers Domestic and International Shipping with tracking. $7.95 Domestic and International – we want your experience to be simple and efficient – just the way we like it.

How do I take care of Assence’s boxers?

Cold wash, gentle cycle, no bleach. Air dry or tumble on low. Treat them right and they’ll last you a long time.

Are they suitable for workouts?

Absolutely. The bamboo fabric is breathable, moisture-wicking, and has 4-way stretch. So whether you’re lifting, running, or just breaking a sweat, they move with you and keep the swamp away.

Real Reviews From Guys Whose Balls Finally Chilled The F*** Out.