About Us

We Got Sick Of Uncomfortable Balls…
So We Fixed It.

We didn't wake up one day dreaming about becoming underwear guys. We were just two dudes who got tired of dealing with hot, sweaty, uncomfortable junk all the damn time. And after secretly suffering in silence, we both discovered that we weren’t alone…

This is a common guy problem… yet, too many guys just accept that their balls are going to be a sticky, uncomfortable mess. But we thought that was bullshit. Our boys deserve better than being trapped in cheap materials that turn our crotches into a sauna. And if you’re anything like us, you deserve to have your balls feel good, too.

So we created Assence – Bamboo boxer briefs that keep your junk cool, dry, and comfortable. Because life's too short for uncomfortable balls.

Two Guys Who Accidentally Became Ball Experts

Here's the thing… most guys are walking around in underwear that's actively working against them. You're probably one of them.

We used to be in the male improvement space, helping guys with confidence issues. And we kept hearing the same complaints over and over… hot, sweaty, uncomfortable junk. Constant readjusting. That gross sticky feeling by midday.

So we dug into it. Turns out most underwear is made from polyester, which is basically like wrapping your balls in plastic wrap. It doesn't breathe, it traps heat, and some research suggests it might even mess with your hormone levels.

We tested dozens of materials to find something that would actually keep you cool, dry, and comfortable all day. Bamboo kept destroying everything else in every test that mattered.

That's how Assence was born. Not because we wanted to be underwear guys, but because your balls deserved something way better than what you've been settling for.

What This Means For You

You Get Healthier Balls

No more overheating. No more trapped moisture. No more wondering if your underwear is messing with your hormone levels.

You Feel Confident All Day

When your junk feels good, everything else follows. Better mood, better confidence, better willingness to get close to someone.

You Stop Settling For Less

No more accepting that uncomfortable underwear is just part of being a guy. You deserve gear that actually works for you.

Why Bamboo Could
Change Everything For You

You could keep buying those $30 designer briefs with fancy names and still deal with the same problems…

Or you could switch to bamboo
and finally solve them:

  • You stay dry all day (bamboo wicks moisture better than anything else)
  • Your balls stay separated and supported (dual pouch design prevents sticking)
  • You move freely (4-way stretch moves with you, not against you)
  • You save money (better materials that last longer)
  • You feel better about your choice (sustainable, chemical-free materials)

What Happens When You Make The Switch

You're going to notice the difference immediately. Your first day wearing Assence, you'll understand why guys keep telling their friends about us.

We're expanding beyond boxer briefs because comfort shouldn't stop at your underwear. Coming soon: loose boxers, health-focused apparel, and other gear designed around one simple principle...

Your comfort matters. Your health matters. And settling for uncomfortable, low-quality underwear because "that's just how it is" is complete bullshit.

Until then, we're here making sure you never have to deal with sticky, sweaty, uncomfortable balls again.

Keep Your Balls Dry… All Day Long.

Grab a pair of Assence Boxer Briefs. Slide ‘em on.And feel the difference… where it really counts.

Finally, Underwear That Doesn't Turn Your Balls Into A Sauna.

Meet the bamboo boxer briefs that solved the age-old problem of sweaty, sticky, uncomfortable balls. Because nobody likes soggy nuts.
Cool & Dry All Day
Bamboo fibers regulate temperature and wick moisture to keep you fresh for 12+ hours straight.
Smart Dual-Pouch Design
Your boys get their personal space with perfect support, so no more sitting on them or awkward readjusting.
Superior Fabric Engineering
Unlike cotton or polyester that trap heat and breed bacteria, bamboo is scientifically proven to outperform everything else.
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Breathable
Bamboo Fiber

Moisture Wicking (No Swamp Ass)

Odor
Neutralizing

4-Way
Stretch