Underwear For MenThat Cools Your Balls

You can also pay someone to blow on them… but this is way cheaper, more convenient, and won’t get you in trouble. Your choice.

If Your Balls Don’t Sweat…
Are You Even A Man?

Listen Bro, this is perfectly natural. Balls get hot, they sweat, they smell. Basic anatomy… science class is officially over. Now let’s fix the problem so you’re not embarrassed the next time your pants hit the floor.

Your Sweaty Little Secret
Is Safe With Us.
Discover how our bamboo boxer briefs keep your boys dry, comfortable, and feeling good… all damn day.
Dry Flow Bamboo Fibers
Evaporates moisture from your nuts like a drop of water facing the desert sun.
5-Star Comfort
Soft as silk, cooler than cotton, and smooth enough to make you forget you’re wearing anything at all.
Smart Dual Pouch Design
Your balls will be supported snugly in place, so you don’t sit on them by accident.

5 Reasons Polyester
Is Silently Destroying Your Balls ( And Bamboo Would Never).

Where It Matters
Bamboo
Polyester
Temperature Control
Keeps Them Cool
Cooks Them All Day
Odor Management
Stays Fresh
Encourages Stinky Smells
Comfort Level
Soft As Silk
Rough Like Sandpaper
Skin Health
Zero Irritation
Hello Rash City
Environmental Impact
Planet-Friendly
Toxic Microplastic Waste

For All The Times Your Balls Can’t Hang Free…

Our bamboo boxer briefs are the next best thing to going commando.

Comfortable

Feels so good, you
might moan a little
So soft, so smooth, so strong… like
being gently manhandled by
a professional manhandler.

Good for your manhood

Be a real man…
where it counts
Other fabrics slow-cook your sperm.
Ours helps keep your boys cool so
your swimmers can stay strong.

Oh so sexy

Let your bulge
do the talking
Lifts where it matters, reduces friction
by design… and shows off just enough
to cause problems.

Like A Virgin…See What Happened When These Guys Tried Assence Boxer Briefs For The Very First Time.

4.8/5
“Bamboo fiber... doesn't smell, super breathable.”
Jake T.
4.8/5
“"A pouch for your banana
and grapes."”
Kuba A.
4.8/5
“No more funky jewels. Moisture
wicking. Super lightweight."
Alice F.
4.8/5
"Very breathable...
game changer for comfort”
Micah H.
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WARNING: NOT FOR EVERYONE

ONLY FOR MEN…Who want to keep their
balls cool without pulling them out in public.

Our Story

Two Guys Who Accidentally Discovered Something Disturbing

We weren't trying to become underwear guys. We were just helping men with confidence issues when we stumbled across something that pissed us off.

Turns out the stuff most guys wear down there is actually working against them in ways they don't even realize. We're talking about real health implications that nobody talks about.

After testing dozens of alternatives, we found one material that solved everything. That's how Assence was born.

But there's way more to this story than just finding better fabric.

Still thinking about it?

Try Assence bamboo briefs for the comfort.

Keep them for the private pleasure in your pants.

Nothing
Comes Close

Innovative cool zone design
for maximum chill.

Real Men
Understand

Designed by men with balls
for men with balls.

We're Saving
The World Too.

Not only good for your nuts,
good for the planet too.

Other Brands Keep
Your Balls Salty.
We Keep Yours Fresh.

  • Organic Soft
    Bamboo Fiber
  • Ultra Comfortable
    Fabric
  • Durable and
    Long-Lasting
  • Anti-Chafing fabric
  • Breathable &
    Odor-Resistant
  • 45-Day Fit
    Guarantee

Other Brands

  • Toxic Polyester Fabric
  • Uncomfortable Fabric
  • Tear and Wear
    Quickly
  • Chafing & Irritation
  • Promotes Smelly Balls
  • No returns
vs

Real Reviews From Guys Whose Balls Finally Chilled The F*** Out.

What Else Do You Want To Know Before You Finally Let Those Boys Breathe Comfortably?

We’ve got answers to
your top queries.

How does the sizing work?

We recommend checking our size chart before ordering. Our bamboo fabric has a 4-way stretch and anti-roll waistband — so it’s forgiving — but if you're between sizes or built with thick thighs, go one size up for comfort.

We offer sizes S through 3XL. Please check our sizing chart for the best fit.

What if they don’t fit? Can I return them?

Yep. We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If they’re not working for you, reach out to our support team at tryassence@gmail.com

Do you ship worldwide & how much does shipping cost?

Yes – we ship worldwide! We offer all customers Domestic and International Shipping with tracking. $7.95 Domestic and International – we want your experience to be simple and efficient – just the way we like it.

How long does shipping take?

Standard delivery time is 6–12 days in the U.S. and Canada. Other regions vary up to 30 days if you’re far out.

  • Oceania: 4 – 12 days
  • Europe: 4 – 14 days
  • Latin America: 10 – 25 days
  • Other countries: 14 – 30 days

Processing takes 1–2 business days before shipping.

Where’s my tracking number?

You’ll get it by email as soon as your order ships. Didn’t get it or it’s acting weird? Hit us up — we’ll sort it out fast.

When your items are shipped out, you should receive an automatic notification from the system via email providing you with a tracking number.

If you haven’t received one or if the tracking number doesn’t work, no worries.

Contact us at tryassence@gmail.com and we’ll solve it!